It's like, it's like, it's like...
I like dipped it in and
I tasted the sauce and I just went...
It's like this, off-tasting Tabasco.
No, it's not nice at all.
No, don't even.
Don't waste your money and it's like
two pound more, don't waste your money.
I accidentally bought them once and they
sent me normal chicken nuggets and I was happy.
Do you know what else you shouldn't
waste your money on?
Am I right?
Word to your mother.
-Oh that was so awkward, I was doing it.
-Messed that one up.
Quitting cigarettes is really tough.
So I want to make sure people are
under no illusion,
that they can give up smoking.
Here's the game.
-I'm going to show you something hopefully amazing.
And if you are amazed then maybe
you could quit smoking for a day, a week?
-Alright, that's a fair bet.
-For life? You never know.
What I'm going to try and do,
is get this cigarette to somewhere,
you can't get to it.
Thus, stopping you from smoking.
-OK, you ready?
-Get it out yourself, if you want to continue smoking?
-I'll leave that to you.
Have you stopped smoking now?
How about today I show you
a cool magic trick with cigarettes,
and if I amaze you, maybe you'll think
about stopping smoking, maybe for today?
-I'll give it a shot.
Amazing, amazing, right.
Let's try this...
And then pinch that one there, like that.
Yeah put the ends together,
pinch that nice and tight.
I want you to pinch that cigarette nice and tight there.
Hold tight, really tight, really tight.
I am going to hold the middles here...
And then I want you to imagine
them fusing together in the middle,
that way there'll be no end for you
to actually light and smoke.
-Does that make sense?
How did you do that?
-Oh my gosh.
I am shocked.
How the hell have you done this, please?
So here was the deal, did I amaze you?
Yes you did.
So will you stop social smoking a little bit?
-Amazing. Love that.
-Mark my words.
-And I won't smoke. Ever.
-Oh, this is not possible.
-Yeah, let me get it.
I'm going to try a trick with a cigarette,
will give you a way that
keeps your hands busy,
that puts your mind off smoking.
-Lovely, can I nick one?
-Of course, yeah.
So I'm going to change this into
something a bit healthier.
There you go.
There you go, a lollipop.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's all wet.
Well, it has just been in my mouth.
How does that taste?
A lot better than a cigarette.
So as well as the lollipop,
I've got a little present for you.
Just remember today, if I give that to you.
If I do that, in fact it appears in your back pocket,
have a look in your back pockets.
Yes, there you go,
there it is, in your back pocket.
-Have a reach in your back pocket.
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. How did you do that?
Er, very well.
Oh my god.
And read that out for me.
Quitting: it's in your hands.
-Yeah, pure magic.
I've said this for a time, magic exists.
I don't care.
Magic is real, magic is so real.
He did make it disappear, so I guess
I'm gonna have to quit smoking for real.
Thankfully loads of my friends are stopping.
I think it's just, it ain't cool anymore.